THE PORN IS A LIE

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okay, first of all:
YES. I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE ON DA IN FECKING AGES!! :iconcryforeverplz: AND FOR THAT IM SOOOOO SUPER SORRYYYYYYY!!

I have, however, been doing alot. ^^;

lately, I've been doing this one thing for the school... the school year book...yeah. that. :iconotlplz: and because of this, my time on dA has been limited, because i've been too busy doing designs for the pages and shiz...

ALSO WITH MY LACK OF SHIZNETS:
my computer blacked out completely for no reason and i couldnt do anything
my computer also was so slow to the point of opening a tab took 10 minutes
my computer also lost connection with firefox AND internet completely over a period of a month or so
my family and friends have been having problems and this causes me to be off the computer more
Ive been trying to create more of my "The House" story in writing, and YES I know I promised page 2 FUCKING AGES AGOOOOOO but I've been too busy with the magazine to do this ;A;
also, I'm trying to get a job again, because I need to earn my own moneys
I've been having some serious art block, and I also apologize for not doing those requests yet, but I promise I WILL DO THEM!!

..i think thats all... :iconsweatdropplz:

but, on a side note:
I did go to manifest over the time I've been inactive, and I must say....AWESOME.
I cosplayed as shizuo and it was totally worth it xD even if I only found about...3 other shizuos and 1 izaya who I managed to scare to death. :iconimhappiestplz:

umm..
owo
yeah...

and with the title of todays journal, yeaaaah...i was watching a video and was interested in one video on the sidebar... "busty teacher fucking her student xxx" ......=w=;; so i was like "LOL KAY" and played it, it was basicly some chick wearing one HELL of a push up bra talking in a spanish accent to some guy who was gunna teach her english, she boob hugged him, and then she started undressing herself, right then and there. ..and at this time i was like "omfg porn :iconhurrplz:"
but then...something terrible happened....the video...cut off and went to some guy explaining how you can make euro's from the internet :iconwhatdoesitmeanplz:
WHYYYY?! INTERNET YOU KILLED MY PORN!!!
:iconicantfaptothisplz:

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you'll like this mei-chan :3